March 26th, 2009

 

Dear Horrid Tiki fan,

We are sorry, to inform you of some more dreadful news from Tiki Expo 2009. As of March 26th, 2009 Kyle and Nick Habig will not be attending Tiki Expo 2009. This surprising and startling news has awakened the demons and tikis of Groovy Movies Studios, causing much destruction to the sets, sound stages, and studios found at our office. The reason for their outrage is clear: Kyle and Nick Habig will not be attending Tiki Expo! STEVE HABIG is believed to behind this monstrosity. Steve Habig has caused many disturbances with Groovy Movies in the past, including the canceling of Tiki filming, deletion of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and other such ghastly occurrences. Steve Habig will be found guilty at his court hearing about the expo, next Wednesday. If Habig does not agree to the terms and conditions found on page seventy-two of our Freak Pamphlet, we will take legal actions. Steve will be asked to allow Nick and Kyle to attend, if he does not oblige to this, he--himself will be invited to Tiki Expo 2009, causing distress and humiliation.

We do not wish to believe the Habigs will be coming. But, who knows? The tiki is powerful...Steve Habig may find himself in Tunisia by next Monday if he does not compromise with us. So, you may still count on the Habigs attending and you can count on having a repulsive time.

Some additions have been made to the website, you may oversee them if you wish.

Also, if you are just now receiving information about this event, and did not receive an invitation to the Tiki Expo, please reply to us and we will get you one right away.

Thanks,
The Management